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#1735 Up↑ /53 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-25 20:19 EST
// Dr. Li is giving a lab demo and has a Bunsen burner in his hands.
Dr. Li: This is a Bunsen burner. The top come off like this...
*He takes the Bunsen burner top off*
Dr. Li: This used to change shape of flame.
*He puts the top on his head*
Dr. Li: Kay, kay...Hat! -
#1727 Up↑ /78 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-17 19:07 EST
*Mr. McClellan is handing out a pre-lab pop quiz*
Student: *mutters swear word*
Mr. McClellan: Swearing already? That's five points off your quiz.
Student: Out of how many points?
Mr. McClellan: Ten.
*Student laughs*
Mr. McClellan: I love that she thinks I'm kidding. -
#1198 Up↑ /170 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 23:05 EDT
// Mr. Orlando summarizes Twilight during lab by having a conversation with himself
Mr. Orlando: *in a squeaky voice* "But I LOOOOVE you!"
Mr. Orlando: "But I'm a Vampire..."
Mr. Orlando: "But I LOOOVE you!"
Mr. Orlando: "But...I want to drink your blood..."
Mr. Orlando: "But I LOOOOOVE you!" -
#357 Up↑ /177 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-29 16:53 EST
Dr. Majewski: Wes, why you leave questions blank on lab?
Wes: I couldn't figure them out.
Dr. Majewski: You put me in very bad position. If I pass you, I go to jail, if I fail you, you will kill me.
Wes: That's right. If you fail me, I will murder you. Give me a sixty-five.
Dr. Majewski: Okay, sixty-five.
