// Colin puts head on bag to sleep Mr. Recchia: Colin, why are you kissing your bag? Colin: I'm very tired. Also, it's very attractive. Mr. Recchia: A fatal attraction! Colin: I think I may sleep with it. Mr. Recchia: Ah! Did you bag your bag?
// Addressing students' confusion after one of his infamous jokes Mr. Recchia: It doesn't supposed to make sense!