// Mr. Waxman is collecting homework
Mr. Waxman: Where's your homework?
Student: I was doing it in the train station and when the train came it blew away.
Mr. Waxman: I'll give you credit for not chasing it down the tracks.
// Dr. Chen is checking homework
Student: I did it, but I didn't get it.
Dr. Chen: Let me see!
*glances at homework and thrusts back at student*
Dr. Chen: You did it but I don't know what you do!
Teacher (to student): You just scribbled something for the homework. That is unacceptable.
Student: But I adapted a poem, just like you asked.
Teacher: That's funny, because I'm adapting your grade to a zero.
// Trying to get help on math homework. Junichi is a Japanese guy.
Viv: I know. SEDUCE JUNICHI!
Female student: Completely?
Viv: Whoa man, you only know him from class. Take it slow.
Viv: But not too slow, because it's due tomorrow.
