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#1728 Up↑ /80 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-17 19:10 EST
Student: Ever notice how random Mr. Waxman is? Just watch, in the next minute he'll go off on some unrelated tangent.
Mr. Waxman: ...anyway so Muslim politics can be tough. The Iranian government is pretty harsh.
*pause*
Mr. Waxman: But they have great picnics in Iran. They smoke tobacco, and, uh, other things out of these weird devices. I actually brought one of those back in my luggage. They held me up at immigrations, though, thought I was a drug dealer or something. Luckily I was able to bribe the security guards with some chocolate chip cookies.
Student: See what I mean? -
#1367 Up↑ /48 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-06 11:49 EDT
// Jezer is discussing how we should all get a "professional" sounding email.
Jezer: I mean...don't email a prospective employer with PussyKat96@hotmail.com or something.
*Class bursts out laughing*
Jezer: HEY! At least I didn't switch the letters! -
#1282 Up↑ /22 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 21:01 EDT
// Mr. Donin has just explained that he will be showing History related movies after school on certain days, which can be attended for credit
Mr. Donin: The only problem is uh. Boy's Lacrosse. But they're not making it to the playoffs anyway!
Mr. Donin: They're as good as mucus!
Student: They're not THAT bad!
Mr. Donin: Okay, sorry, good as vomit! -
#1281 Up↑ /59 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 20:58 EDT
// Mr. Donin warns the minorities in the class about going to colleges "looking for diversity"
Mr. Donin: But if you're Asian? If you're brown? And you're a guy looking for a girl to date?
Mr. Donin: There's like...nobody!
Mr. Donin: And the ultimate cracker school?!
*writes on the board T R I N I T Y "
Mr. Donin: When Friday night, Saturday night comes around...looking for one of your own to hang out with? It's a sea of...
Mr. Donin: *points to Caucasian student* HIM!
