// Student is meeting with Mr. Grossman, Mr. Weil, and Mr. Henderson in the English office to discuss a problem
Student: I really want to talk to some adults in the school about this.
Teachers (in unison): And we're the best you've got? That's sad!
Student:...And I wasn't even going to come to school today...
Mr. Henderson: You weren't going to come to school? Next thing you know, you'll be a crackhead!
