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#1023 Up↑ /167 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-07 01:54 EST
Mr. Teitel: Okay, so the incoming freshmen of next year are coming for open house on Wednesday. As the freshmen of this year, do you think that there was anything important that I left out during YOUR open house?
Student: NO HOT GIRLS!!!
Mr. Teitel: ... I'll dismiss every boy except for him later and I'll just walk out. Girls, you can do whatever you want.
*assembly continues*
Male Student: NO HOT GUYS!!!!
Mr. Teitel: ... I have nothing to say to that. -
#564 Up↑ /46 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-19 22:21 EDT
// The day of second marking period report cards
// Student 1 comes to the gym locker rooms crying
Student 2: Don't worry, they don't count.
Student 1: What?
Student 2: It's only second marking period.
Student 1: Oh, thanks, but it actually has nothing to do with that.
Student 2: IT DOESN'T?!
Student 1: No, it actually is completely unrelated.
Student 2: Oh, now I get it! In that case, it's okay, all guys are jerks!
