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#1863 Up↑ +143/151 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-28 23:45 EDT

// Announcements in Great Books
Student: Ubuntu 11.04 is being released, Natty Narwhal. It's going to be awesome. It's the first release to use Unity as the default interface instead of GNOME.
Grossman: ...That had the lowest ratio of words I understand to words I don't understand in anything I've ever heard. In any language.

Tags: comp.sci computers english great.books grossman
#1436 Up↑ +18/28 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-01 06:13 EDT

Mr. Grossman: Faulkner's so mean. He castrates Benjy and then has him looking around for balls.

Notes: See http://stuybash.org/667

Tags: faulkner great.books grossman
#1236 Up↑ +56/60 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-11 20:05 EDT

Mr. Grossman: You guys are actually making me feel high today.

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#1224 Up↑ +85/89 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-07 11:46 EDT

Mr. Grossman: What other APs are you taking?
Student: Calculus.
*Mr. Grossman makes a face*
Student: It's actually not that bad. Precalc is much harder...Calculus only SOUNDS complicated!
Mr. Grossman: Oh. Yeah, I only took one math course in high school and it was called DOTS AND LINES.

Tags: grossman math
#867 Up↑ +73/83 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-26 16:47 EST

Mr. Grossman: What would you do if you knew you had only one day left?
Student: Circumnavigate the city on my bike.
Mr. Grossman: Now what if you had a year?
Student: Circumnavigate China.

Tags: great.books grossman
#837 Up↑ +69/77 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-17 22:12 EST

// Mr. Grossman calls on student
Student: Wait. What?
Mr. Grossman: You had your hand up.
Student: Hell no I didn't.

Tags: great.books grossman
#810 Up↑ +96/102 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-10 18:03 EST

Student: Should I be concerned that I find Kafka's Metamorphosis a little funny... sometimes...
Mr. Grossman: Kafka used to laugh hysterically while reading his own work. I think you should be more concerned about how similar you are to Kafka.

Tags: great.books grossman kafka
#782 Up↑ +31/37 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-27 19:58 EDT

// Mr. Grossman introducing Mrs. Dalloway (the novel, not a person) to the class
Mr. Grossman: The first time I read this, I read it like chugging beer, and I didn't get anything from it.

Tags: great.books grossman
#749 Up↑ +26/36 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-19 12:05 EDT

// Great Books, discussing All the King's Men
Student: Anne is so confusing. She should SAY something.
Mr. Grossman: She went upstairs and took off her clothes!

Tags: great.books grossman
#706 Up↑ +95/103 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-26 21:33 EDT

// Student is meeting with Mr. Grossman, Mr. Weil, and Mr. Henderson in the English office to discuss a problem
Student: I really want to talk to some adults in the school about this.
Teachers (in unison): And we're the best you've got? That's sad!

Tags: english grossman henderson weil
#667 Up↑ +43/51 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-16 21:14 EDT

// Reading The Sound and the Fury
Mr. Grossman: Faulkner's so mean. He gives us a retarded narrator and then gets him drunk.

Tags: english faulkner grossman

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