Mr. Gerety: So you know how parents sometimes use pet names for each other? What are some examples?
*silence*
Mr. Gerety: Okay, lets see: Baby, honey... I call my wife dear, but actually her name is Lorraine, so I call her "Lorrainedeer"
Mr. Gerety: So last night you all read up to the part with the mutiny, and–
Class: No, the mutiny is the next chapter.
Student: Guys, the SparkNotes chapters are off by one.
Class: Ohhh!