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#1818 Up↑ /135 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-25 22:33 EDT
// Discussing a character's masturbation habits
Male student: So yeah, I just felt like it was kind of awkward to read.
Mr. Garfinkel: Awkward? In a room filled with teenage boys?!
Mr. Garfinkel: Come on, how many of you thought it was awkward? DON'T RAISE YOUR HANDS.
Mr. Garfinkel: ...On second thought, keep your hands where I can see them. -
#1042 Up↑ /46 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-13 20:25 EST
// Mr. Garfinkel asks about things we've done the day before that qualifies as "low art"
Mr. Garfinkel: How about you, Emily?
Emily: Um... nothing.
Mr. Garfinkel: REALLY? Does that mean you think you're too good for the rest of us, or that you just didn't do anything at all?
Emily: Well no, I just didn't do anything important... I went on facebook, but that's it.
Mr. Garfinkel: ... That is the EPITOME of what we're talking about here. -
#668 Up↑ /81 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-16 21:50 EDT
// First day back from summer
Mr. Garfinkel, to student he's never had: Hey, I LOVE your dress!
Student: Uh, thanks?
Mr. Garfinkel: How's your boyfriend?
Mr. Garfinkel: Is it appropriate for me to ask you that?
Student: Well, you were never my teacher...but you were his teacher.
Mr. Garfinkel: I'm not anymore. Besides, who doesn't love him?
Mr. Garfinkel: So how is he? I mean, you're still together, right, so this isn't totally awkward? -
#548 Up↑ /70 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-12 23:09 EDT
// Student walks in late to Mr. Garfinkel's class, staring sadly at the floor, and puts a late pass on Garfinkel's desk.
// Mr. Garfinkel's crumples up the note as she turns around and starts eating it.
Another student: Mr. Garfinkel, you can't do that; that's what Mr Mott does!
*Mr. Garfinkel takes the paper out of his mouth*
Mr. Garfinkel: Oh that's his bit? I won't do it then.
// He fires the paper over the late student's head and into the trash can.
