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#1945 Up↑ /79 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-03 20:26 EDT
Mr. Park: As you advance into more difficult math, you will learn to love and cherish your calculator like your own child.
*Student drops calculator*
*Mr. Park gasps*
Mr. Park: I hate to see you kids being such bad parents. Everytime I see someone drop a TI-84, a little piece of me dies inside. -
#652 Up↑ /41 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-08 20:10 EDT
// A freshman gets his facts wrong
Garreth: Never trust an incoming freshman.
Garreth: I mean, "incoming" is usually what is yelled before someone or something crashes into you, possibly leading to the breaking of several limbs, or even death.
Garreth: Are you willing to trust this "incoming" "fresh" "man" with your life?
Garreth: Your life, sir?