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#1945 Up↑ +75/79 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-03 20:26 EDT

Mr. Park: As you advance into more difficult math, you will learn to love and cherish your calculator like your own child.
*Student drops calculator*
*Mr. Park gasps*
Mr. Park: I hate to see you kids being such bad parents. Everytime I see someone drop a TI-84, a little piece of me dies inside.

Notes: Unfortunately, calculators (TI-84s in particular) aren't too useful in proving that every bounded sequence has a convergent subsequence...

Tags: calculator freshman geometry park trigonometry
#1623 Up↑ +122/132 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-11 21:41 EST

Dunkel: I think all New Yorkers are good at physics. Why? When they're jaywalking they can calculate the velocity of upcoming cars and determine whether they should walk or run.

Tags: dunkel freshman global
#1535 Up↑ +83/87 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-06 17:55 EST

Dr. Pathak: It's, like uh, actually no use making you guys memorize the name of the molecules. It's like dressing a dog up in a tuxedo and teaching it how to shake hands.

Tags: biology freshman pathak
#652 Up↑ +27/41 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-08 20:10 EDT

// A freshman gets his facts wrong
Garreth: Never trust an incoming freshman.
Garreth: I mean, "incoming" is usually what is yelled before someone or something crashes into you, possibly leading to the breaking of several limbs, or even death.
Garreth: Are you willing to trust this "incoming" "fresh" "man" with your life?
Garreth: Your life, sir?

Tags: freshman garreth.obrien

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