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#1290 Up↑ +58/64 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-15 13:30 EDT

Dr. Barrow: How do you pronounce "elles?"
Student: Uh, ellez-
Dr. Barrow: no, FAIL

Tags: barrow french
#1080 Up↑ +157/165 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-15 23:14 EDT

// Presentations
Ms. Augustave: Any volunteers?
Jensen: Hey Matt, how high can you reach?
*Matt raises arm*
Ms. Augustave: Good Matthew! We have a volunteer.

Tags: augustave french
#1022 Up↑ +47/53 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-07 00:56 EST

Palestinian student walks in wearing green tshirt on St. Patrick's Day
Student: Happy St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Lorenzo!
Ms. Lorenzo: There are no such thing as Palestinian leprechauns.
*silence*

Tags: french lorenzo
#725 Up↑ +19/33 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-06 19:25 EDT

// Student 1 has just pronounced a French phrase incorrectly
Ms. Augustave: Say what you mean, and mean what you say!
Student 2: Word.

Tags: augustave french
#386 Up↑ +52/68 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-11 20:46 EST

// After listening comprehension
Dr. Barrow: So what did that sentence say?
Student: J'ai pris une bouche. [I took a mouth]
Dr. Barrow: No! It was J'ai pris une douche! [I took a shower]
Student: I'm pretty sure it said bouche.
Dr. Barrow: No! Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche!!

Tags: barrow douche french
#351 Up↑ +57/69 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-26 17:38 EST

Dr. Barrow: Qu'est-ce que tu vas faire aprés les examen finalement [What are you going to do after finals?]
Student: Je suis allé à la lune [I went to the moon]
Dr. Barrow: That's past tense! "After the finals" is the future!
Student: Well, yeah, but there's a time difference on the moon.

Tags: barrow french
#299 Up↑ +122/136 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-21 16:50 EST

// After a Frisbee flies by her in the halls after school
Ms. Lorenzo: I'm taking this. You could hurt someone with these sharp corners!

Tags: french lorenzo

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#1290 Up↑ +58/64 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-15 13:30 EDT

#1080 Up↑ +157/165 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-15 23:14 EDT

#1022 Up↑ +47/53 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-07 00:56 EST

#725 Up↑ +19/33 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-06 19:25 EDT

#386 Up↑ +52/68 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-11 20:46 EST

#351 Up↑ +57/69 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-26 17:38 EST

#299 Up↑ +122/136 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-21 16:50 EST