// On how Mr. Teitel has been dealing with the fires
Teacher: Maybe Stanley can grow a couple.
Teacher: Eh, that's not gonna happen. Maybe he can rent a couple.
// After Teitel's announcement that only the 2nd and 8th floor boys' bathrooms were open
Male student: We have to show the administration that we can start fires without bathrooms.
Male student: Girls, you have to step your game up.
