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#1664 Up↑ +92/104 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-27 23:51 EST

Student: I am a master debater.
Ms. Feldman: A what?
Student: A master debater, I am a master debater.
Ms. Feldman. Oh, I thought you said something else.

Tags: feldman us.history
#1278 Up↑ +158/168 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 20:43 EDT

// A student, scared, points out a cockroach in Ms. Feldman's class to Ms. Feldman. Ms. Feldman proceeds to TALK to the cockroach.
Ms. Feldman: NO NO! YOU HAVE TO SAVE YOURSELF!
Ms. Feldman: No, don't follow me!
Ms. Feldman: Go out the window!
Ms. Feldman: Save yourself! SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!

Tags: feldman
#1027 Up↑ +216/232 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-08 20:05 EST

History teacher: If you're not going to participate in this class, transfer to Ms. Feldman's. She needs someone to listen to her talk.

Tags: feldman us.history
#896 Up↑ +44/50 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-15 20:34 EST

Ms. Feldman: Those long, think, black, striped, powerful, and huge...
Class: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Ms. Feldman: ...anacondas...

Tags: feldman us.history
#874 Up↑ +46/64 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-04 01:34 EST

Ms Feldman: What else does Chile export that Americans like me need so much?
// class is silent
student: ...wheelchairs?

Notes: Ms. Feldman is rather elderly.

Tags: chile feldman history
#793 Up↑ +86/92 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-02 19:06 EST

// Class is confused
// Ms. Feldman is about 80 years old
Ms. Feldman: Sigh
Ms. Feldman: YO PEOPLE! MADISON HADD MADD PROPS ON VIRGINIA
*Class erupts in laughter*
Ms. Feldman: See? I know your teenager language!

Tags: american.history feldman
#372 Up↑ +73/85 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-09 16:39 EST

Ms. Feldman: That's just another one of those decisions nobody can make.
Ms. Feldman: Like "would you kill two dogs to cure cancer?"

Tags: cancer dogs feldman
#353 Up↑ +55/65 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-27 21:54 EST

// Talking about the economic recession in Economics class
Mrs. Feldman: And you know, I watch these news stories, and I get so upset! *Puts on seriously pained expression* My cats have been telling me to stop watching the news.
Class: *Stares in utter shock*

Tags: economics feldman
#283 Up↑ +80/92 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-16 22:22 EST

// Ms. Feldman walking through the hall with a look of pain on her face
Ms. Feldman: Oh... I think I tied my shoelaces too tight.

Tags: feldman

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#1664 Up↑ +92/104 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-27 23:51 EST

#1278 Up↑ +158/168 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 20:43 EDT

#1027 Up↑ +216/232 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-08 20:05 EST

#896 Up↑ +44/50 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-15 20:34 EST

#874 Up↑ +46/64 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-04 01:34 EST

#793 Up↑ +86/92 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-02 19:06 EST

#372 Up↑ +73/85 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-09 16:39 EST

#353 Up↑ +55/65 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-27 21:54 EST

#283 Up↑ +80/92 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-16 22:22 EST