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#532 Up↑ /51 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-06 20:14 EDT
// Slide has pictures of examples of different types of relationships between organisms
Mr. Econome: So legume and rhizobia would be what?
Students: Endosymbiosis.
Mr. Econome: And marriage is what?
Students: Predation?
Mr. Econome. Exactly. Some may argue parasitism. -
#520 Up↑ /74 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-30 23:42 EDT
// Talking about low temperatures at high altitudes in bio
Mr. Econome: One time I hiked up a mountain in shorts and a T-shirt just to impress a girl. Boy did I learn that one the hard way.
Student: So did you get the girl?
*Mr. Econome sighs*
Mr. Econome: No, I didn't. She went for a guy with excessive facial hair. Which is why I don't like David Rice.
// David Rice is a student in the class who has almost a full beard -
#487 Up↑ /62 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-31 18:55 EDT
// Mr. Econome's class talking about liquor.
Mr. Econome: Alcohol makes you drunk by slowing down your thinking process and functions.
Student: Doesn't it get your organs drunk?
Mr. Econome: No, your liver and kidney don't have their arms around each other going... I love you man, I love you.
Student: Isn't that how you met your wife?
*Mr. Econome chuckles, class dies of laughter*
