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#1863 Up↑ +143/151 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-28 23:45 EDT

// Announcements in Great Books
Student: Ubuntu 11.04 is being released, Natty Narwhal. It's going to be awesome. It's the first release to use Unity as the default interface instead of GNOME.
Grossman: ...That had the lowest ratio of words I understand to words I don't understand in anything I've ever heard. In any language.

Tags: comp.sci computers english great.books grossman
#1695 Up↑ +27/43 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-08 23:19 EST

Brooks: So you get $1000 in drug money, what are you going to spend it on?
Student: More drugs to sell!
Brooks: NO! You're going to J&R to get a BRAND NEW COMPUTER!

Tags: brooks comp.sci drugs
#1683 Up↑ +89/99 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-07 00:37 EST

// Explaining neighbors in NetLogo
Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: So then you ask the turtle to make its black neighbors white...
Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: ... Oh.

Tags: comp.sci dyrland-weaver
#1327 Up↑ +22/48 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-21 09:57 EDT

Mr. Brooks: "I want drugs and I want them now!"

Tags: brooks comp.sci
#1321 Up↑ +39/43 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-20 09:38 EDT

Mr. Brooks: "There is a time when I would like you guys to not be running around naked and sacrificing things..."

Tags: brooks comp.sci intro.to.compsci
#1228 Up↑ +60/72 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-08 19:43 EDT

Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: This turtle is right-biased, kind of like Fox News.

Tags: comp.sci dyrland-weaver
#1054 Up↑ +68/78 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-25 17:58 EST

Mr. Brooks: This is where the weird shit happens.

Notes: It's funnier if you know Mr. Brooks

Tags: brooks comp.sci
#1007 Up↑ +25/33 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-02 19:34 EST

// On passing messages between his students in different periods
Mr. Jaishankar: If you try to make me the messenger, I will shoot you.

Tags: comp.sci jaishankar
#962 Up↑ +3/27 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-16 17:41 EST

Mr. DW: Unfortunately, there is no compile button on the AP.

Tags: comp.sci dyrland-weaver
#881 Up↑ +62/72 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-07 11:49 EST

// Confronted with a problem in Systems Programming
John Connuck: Well, using the knowledge that we know, we could-
Mr. D-W: I'd like to see you do it with the knowledge you don't know.

Tags: comp.sci dyrland-weaver john.connuck systems
#797 Up↑ +28/36 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-04 12:29 EST

// Systems level programming computer science; explaining the command fork
Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: Every time you fork, you create a child.
Student: Every time?
Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: Yes, every time.

Tags: comp.sci dyrland-weaver systems
#370 Up↑ +36/50 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-06 22:48 EST

// CS class. Discussing "has-a" and "is-a" relationships. The class is using types of cars as an example.
Mr. DW: So what does a low-rider have?
Student #1: Hydraulics!
Student #2: Phat sound system!
Student #3: Hispanic people!

Notes: People from my DW AP CS class might remember what a "black van for nefarious purposes such as rape and abduction" might have.

Tags: ap.cs comp.sci dyrland-weaver
#305 Up↑ +72/88 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-23 18:27 EST

Mr. DW: I used to play Dungeons and Dragons.
*students exclaim in shock*
Mr. DW: Well, I'm an AP Computer Science teacher at Stuyvesant. Of course I'm a nerd. What did you expect?

Tags: ap.cs comp.sci dyrland-weaver
#271 Up↑ +18/44 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-12 21:23 EST

// Systems. The class is discussing semaphores
Mr. Zamansky: Does anyone know what a semaphore is in a non-computer science context?
*class stares blankly*
Mr. Zamansky: You know, the flag-signal thingy...
*makes flag-signaling motions*
Tala: Is that for blind people?

Tags: comp.sci systems tala.huhe zamansky
#266 Up↑ +137/163 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-11 13:35 EST

AP CS student: I’m in Brooks’s AP computer science class. He’s an all right teacher, but I wish I had Ms. McDermott. Her class is more aesthetically pleasing.

Notes: [admin note:] She's been gone for one and a half years now, and there are still enough people to know the joke and vote this up. I love Stuy.

Tags: ap.cs comp.sci mcdermott

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#1863 Up↑ +143/151 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-28 23:45 EDT

#1695 Up↑ +27/43 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-08 23:19 EST

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#881 Up↑ +62/72 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-07 11:49 EST

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#370 Up↑ +36/50 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-06 22:48 EST

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#266 Up↑ +137/163 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-11 13:35 EST