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#2007 Up↑ −7/13 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-25 19:00 EDT

// Mr. Brown seating students on the first day of school
Mr. Brown: [finished reading off his register and turns to face 2-3 people without seats]
Mr. Brown: Well, who are YOU people??

Tags: brown geometry
#1308 Up↑ +77/89 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-16 16:43 EDT

// Mrs. Arora turns on the faucet and brown water comes out.
Arora: You know class, I used to be white like you guys... then I drank this water and turned brown.

Tags: arora brown water white
#746 Up↑ +56/60 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-13 21:15 EDT

// European Literature
// The class has answered the question "If you had to cross a perilous road, what could make you do it?"
Ms. Brown: We've got quite a number of answers here--family, money...
Ms. Brown: 85% of the third period class said sex. Some more disturbingly graphic than others.
Ms. Brown: I just think you guys aren't awake yet.

Tags: brown european.literature
#688 Up↑ +14/30 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-22 21:55 EDT

// European Literature, discussing how Odysseus has been stuck sleeping with Calypso in her cave
Ms. Brown: It's not even like he's that reluctant to do so. He doesn't go around running, "Help! I don't want to have sex with a beautiful, lustrous goddess!"

Tags: brown euro.lit