// Ms. Breslin on being late
Ms. Breslin: I dont like it when kids are late. So no one is going to make out with their significant other in the Hudson staircase until 30 seconds before class.
Student: Sex should be for love.
Ms. Breslin: Girls - remember the prom date.
Ms. Breslin: All the boys who just snickered are off the list.
Ms. Breslin: That student is on the list.
// Talking about quantum spin
Teo: In the Sopranos most of it is in a strip club...
Ms. Breslin: ...and they can tell which way the strippers spin around the pole?
//Ms. Breslin is trying to remember the title of a book.
Ms. Breslin: It's... I can't remember the title...it's.... about someone who gets stuck in a closet...
Student earnestly: NARNIA!?
// Ms. Breslin stops the class's getting-to-know-you session.
Ms. Breslin: The building is fireproof.
Ms. Breslin: It's not the fires that kills, it's the smoke!
