// Bernstein, explaining how she's an artist.
Ms. Bernstein: I made this table you see.
Student: The nails aren't in all the way.
Ms. Bernstein: I know. That way people will get hurt when they aren't looking.
// Ms. Bernstein is the tech advisor for SING!
Tech Director: But if we can hang canvases heavier than a person off the flybars, why can't we hang people on the flybars?
Ms. Bernstein: Because canvases don't have lawyers!
