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#531 Up↑ /31 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-06 18:31 EDT
History Teacher: Well, if Teitel shaved, there would be a void where his beard was... actually, it would basically be a set of anti-matter nodes and the entire universe would be sucked right where his beard used to be...
Student: Ewww.. that's exactly where I don't want to be!
History Teacher: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. -
#520 Up↑ /74 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-30 23:42 EDT
// Talking about low temperatures at high altitudes in bio
Mr. Econome: One time I hiked up a mountain in shorts and a T-shirt just to impress a girl. Boy did I learn that one the hard way.
Student: So did you get the girl?
*Mr. Econome sighs*
Mr. Econome: No, I didn't. She went for a guy with excessive facial hair. Which is why I don't like David Rice.
// David Rice is a student in the class who has almost a full beard
