// Mr. Barbin is calling names for attendance in Phys Ed Barbin: Charizod! Everyone in the class wonders: Charizard? Kid: Ummm... My name's Shahriar... Barbin: That's what I said.
// Barbin's gym class - students doing push-ups Barbin: Come on class! Do it for your Country! Your Province! Kazakhstan!
Mr. Barbin: All right, laaaaaaaaaaaaadies first! *unlocks doors for the boys' locker room* *boys file in*
Mr. Barbin: So one and a half plus one and a half is... Student: Three, Mr. Barbin. Mr. Barbin: I didn't go to Stuy, you know.