// Student reads a word problem about alcohol.
Dr. Fitzgerald: Ah, alcohol.
Dr. Fitzgerald: Thank god I got off that bandwagon.
*grins*
Dr. Fitzgerald: Now I'm on hard drugs!
*students draws a bell curve on the board*
Dr. Fitzgerald: "Very neatly done, boy! Those are almost as good as Ms. Ferrara's curves!"
Class: "WHAT?!"
Dr. Fitzgerald: "What? Ms. Ferrara draws very nice circles and curves."
Dr Fitzgerald: Let's get rid of this propaganda.
*Tears a "Math Is Number 1" poster from the board*
Dr Fitzgerald: We all know who is responsible for this!
