*After checking homework from the class and seeing a particular student having trouble*
Ms. Goldberg: [Student], What does Double-U Tee H question mark exclamation point question mark stand for?
// Mr. Fisher successfully opens the lock on the basketball container.
Mr. Fisher: I'm so good at locks. I got an A+ in Locks in college.
Student: Was it AP Locks?
Mr. Fisher: Yeah, AP Locks. I didn't do so well in AP Bagels, though.
// Some Dr. Esper-isms
AP Chemistry = AP Cooking
AP Bio = AP Farming
AP Comp Sci = AP Typing
AP English = AP Reading
AP History = AP Geography
AP Calculus = AP Counting
