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#1870 Up↑ +71/81 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-01 04:12 EDT

// Reading a book about spanish culture
Student: This book is so overdramatic. I'm just waiting for someone to drop down to his knees and yell ¡¿POR QUÉ?!

Tags: ap.english garfinkel
#1818 Up↑ +129/135 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-25 22:33 EDT

// Discussing a character's masturbation habits
Male student: So yeah, I just felt like it was kind of awkward to read.
Mr. Garfinkel: Awkward? In a room filled with teenage boys?!
Mr. Garfinkel: Come on, how many of you thought it was awkward? DON'T RAISE YOUR HANDS.
Mr. Garfinkel: ...On second thought, keep your hands where I can see them.

Tags: ap.english garfinkel masturbation
#1513 Up↑ +237/251 Down↓ [Report] 2010-11-16 18:11 EST

Mr. Garfinkel: When you're in college, if a girl invites you up to her bedroom to "show you her artwork"...go.

Tags: ap.english garfinkel
#1326 Up↑ +34/64 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-20 22:39 EDT

Student: Is there an aim?
Mr. Nieves: There's always an aim. Exactly what, I can't tell you right now.

Tags: ap.english nieves
#1178 Up↑ +26/30 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-30 22:48 EDT

Mr. Garfinkel: What, you don't like his cupcakes? Do you not appreciate someone who slaves over a hot stove like this?
Mr. Garfinkel: Oh, so you're a misogynist.

Tags: ap.english garfinkel misogynist
#1042 Up↑ +44/46 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-13 20:25 EST

// Mr. Garfinkel asks about things we've done the day before that qualifies as "low art"
Mr. Garfinkel: How about you, Emily?
Emily: Um... nothing.
Mr. Garfinkel: REALLY? Does that mean you think you're too good for the rest of us, or that you just didn't do anything at all?
Emily: Well no, I just didn't do anything important... I went on facebook, but that's it.
Mr. Garfinkel: ... That is the EPITOME of what we're talking about here.

Tags: ap.english garfinkel low.art
#821 Up↑ +32/36 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-14 22:00 EST

// Discussing a character in a play by Shakespeare
Mr. Garfinkel: And so he's definitely...PREDATORY SEX MAN!
Mr. Garfinkel: PSM...huh, guess that's the male version.

Tags: ap.english garfinkel shakespeare
#306 Up↑ +49/77 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-23 18:29 EST

Mr. Nieves: One time, I went to Daytona Beach. But I don't remember much about my trip.
Student: Well, then how do you know you went?
Mr. Nieves: People told me I was there.

Tags: ap.english nieves
#246 Up↑ +57/73 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-04 21:09 EST

// In Mr Garfinkel's English class:
Mr. Garfinkel: We should all have cat names: Leopard, Puma, Ocelot, Cougar, Mountain Lion, Cheetah... but not Cheetah because this ain't no place fo' Cheatas!

Tags: ap.english cat garfinkel
#177 Up↑ +42/62 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-27 21:46 EDT

Mr. Garfinkel: The AP is just the Regents on steroids.

Notes: Regents are statewide proficiency exams that set the bar just a liii-ttle too low.

Tags: ap.english garfinkel regents
#166 Up↑ +23/29 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-23 12:39 EDT

// Discussion on women in the nineteenth century:
English teacher: Women were beginning to cause trouble, being the troublemakers that they are.

Tags: ap.english english
#164 Up↑ +68/82 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-23 12:38 EDT

Mr. Nieves: Anyone want to talk about their choice of book for the Regents essay?
Thiviya: I used Harry Potter.
Mr. Nieves: What? No. That was wrong. Anyone else?

Notes: Regents are the state-wide subject exams for NY students

Tags: ap.english english nieves
#162 Up↑ +13/53 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-23 12:36 EDT

Mr. Nieves: I like those shirts. It would be great if you could find a way to hook me up. My shirt size is an extra large.
Mr. Nieves: In the summer, it's a large, but in the winter it's an extra large. My massive shoulders grow in the winter.

Notes: nieves ap english... good times

Tags: ap.english english nieves

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