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#1782 Up↑ /40 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-12 18:04 EST
Dr. Utting: Drosophila eat the fungi that ferments the banana into alcohol, so they're going to get a nice dose of alcohol. If they can't break it down, they're going to get tipsy and won't fly straight and when they walk down the street, they're going to fall on the pavement--oh wait, that's me.
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#1478 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-28 16:55 EDT
// There's an AP Biology textbook on a student's desk.
Dr. Esper: I see someone is taking AP Farming!
Dr. Esper: My favorite class is AP Fishing.
Student: What's that?
Dr. Esper: AP Marine Biology.
Student: ...That class doesn't exist.
Dr. Esper: Then how do you learn how to make sushi?