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#1951 Up↑ /34 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-06 21:02 EDT
// Mr. Akhmedov during freshman physics
Mr. Akhmedov: So I read my quote on stuybash.
Mr. Akhmedov: And it's not EXACTLY what I said. *explains what he really said*
Student: So you have to be scientifically correct on stuybash too?
Mr. Akhmedov: YES! Quote me correctly! -
#1940 Up↑ /151 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-02 18:25 EDT
Mr. Akhmedov: Hey you, did you see that tissue fly in a straight line and then turn and fall in the garbage?
Student: Oh yeah that was so cool!
Mr. Akhmedov: Do you know what that's called in physics?
Student: Centripetal force? Projectile motion?
Mr. Akhmedov: NO! It's called SKILLZ -
#1890 Up↑ /63 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-06 20:11 EDT
// Going over problems distributed at the beginning of the period.
*Akmedov calls on student who is lost*
Akhmedov: What's the answer to g?
Student: What question are we on?
Akmedov: G... as in The Game.
Student 2: *whispering* Did Mr. Akmedov just make us all lose the game?
Student 3: *whispering* Yes he did. -
#1314 Up↑ /236 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-19 17:00 EDT
// Student answers a question
Mr. Akhmedov: No, that's wrong
Student: What? That's what you told us yesterday
Mr. Akhmedov: Well, you shouldn't believe everything people tell you.
Student: But you're our TEACHER. You're not supposed to lie. You're supposed to tell the truth!
Mr. Akhmedov: That wasn't a part of the job description.
