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#951 Up↑ /178 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-11 21:18 EST
Mr. Dibbs: One time, my daughter asked me why we use salt to melt ice.
Mr. Dibbs: I gave her the whole explanation I just gave you guys and told her ANYTHING could be used to melt the ice, even alcohol!
Mr. Dibbs: So the next day I come home and she's pouring my scotch on the ice outside.
Mr. Dibbs: Yeah, I put her in the orphanage after that.