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#619 Up↑ /56 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-09 16:33 EDT
// Relativity jokes
Student 1: A man walks into a bar. Or, from the man's frame of reference, the bar walks into him. Either way he says "ouch," but at a slightly higher pitch in his frame of reference.
Student 2: Why did the road cross the chicken?
Student 3: Yo mama's so fat she has to run at .99c to fit in a size 2.