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#586 Up↑ /151 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-21 22:39 EDT
Mr. Citron: Wearing nail polish is dangerous, because paramedics need to check your fingertips for oxygen deprivation if you get in an accident. And then, if you're wearing nail polish, they just assume you're oxygen deprived and hook you up to the tank, and then sue you for unnecessary procedures or something, all because you were wearing nail polish.
Girl: But it looks pretty!
Mr. Citron: Wearing nail polish is like covering yourself in ketchup and then getting shot.