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#1023 Up↑ /38 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-07 01:54 EST
Mr. Teitel: Okay, so the incoming freshmen of next year are coming for open house on Wednesday. As the freshmen of this year, do you think that there was anything important that I left out during YOUR open house?
Student: NO HOT GIRLS!!!
Mr. Teitel: ... I'll dismiss every boy except for him later and I'll just walk out. Girls, you can do whatever you want.
*assembly continues*
Male Student: NO HOT GUYS!!!!
Mr. Teitel: ... I have nothing to say to that. -
#1030 Up↑ /33 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-09 18:06 EST
// Ms. Damesek has just announced no school the next day
Ms. Hall: What? All this time I've spent listening to her announcements, and the one I actually want to hear, I didn't get to hear? Are you serious?
Chorus: Serious.
Ms. Hall: And they announced public schools closing for a snow day ahead of time?
Ms. Hall: There must be a god. -
#872 Up↑ /95 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-03 18:47 EST
Polazzo: How many colleges are you kids applying to? Colleges are like Pokemon: you gotta catch 'em all!
*in a squeaky voice*: Princeton, I choose you! *muttering* Princeton, Princeton, Princeton.
Polazzo: I wonder what Princeton evolves into... oh yeah, Harvard.
Student (muttering): No, Princeton and Harvard are clearly the highest evolution. Barnard clearly evolves into Columbia, Rutgers into Princeton, and BMCC into... uh... Stuyvesant. -
#1018 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-04 18:13 EST
// Last paragraph of Mr. Polazzo's "Course Overview for AP Comparative Government (HGXC)"
Mr. Polazzo: After the AP is over, we will study one more country as a group and then each of you will do a presentation on a country of your choosing. Then you will go to college, graduate, get a job, maybe get married and always think back to the halcyon days of high school when your potential seemed endless. Then you'll sigh and rush home to your screaming family that has no appreciaton for your daily sacrifices, etc, etc.
