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#1314 Up↑ /95 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-19 17:00 EDT
// Student answers a question
Mr. Akhmedov: No, that's wrong
Student: What? That's what you told us yesterday
Mr. Akhmedov: Well, you shouldn't believe everything people tell you.
Student: But you're our TEACHER. You're not supposed to lie. You're supposed to tell the truth!
Mr. Akhmedov: That wasn't a part of the job description. -
#1351 Up↑ /85 Down↓ [Flagged] 2010-05-28 23:05 EDT
// Dr. Pathak, in an email to students regarding contacting him via email
Hello,
When you send an email, you have to sign your name at the end. Providing your name lets me know who you are. That's one of the key advantages of having a name. It's pretty easy to do. Watch how I do it at the end of this email.
Dr. Pathak -
#1335 Up↑ /128 Down↓ [Flagged] 2010-05-23 00:09 EDT
// Ms. McCaffrey is reading delaney cards in gym. Mr. Choubaralian messes with her by putting a fake card with a fake name in her pile of cards.
Ms. McCaffrey: Harry Balsak? Is there a Harry Balsak? No Harry Balsak? Okay.
*Everybody erupts in laughter* -
#698 Up↑ /128 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-24 20:47 EDT
Student: Mr. Majewski, what happens if you fail the Regents?
Mr. Majewski: No one ever failed the Regents! Except this one kid who was all over the news! Reporters from ABC interviewed him and asked him "Daniel, why did you fail the Regents?" and Daniel said "Not to worry, I will become an astronaut and land on the sun!" and the reporters said "How are you going to land on the sun? The sun is very hot," and Daniel once again said "Not to worry, I will land at night!" -
#703 Up↑ /202 Down↓ [Flagged] 2009-09-25 23:34 EDT
Mr. Mott: Max, I saw you in the street the other day. Why did you not say hi to me?
Max: I'm sorry Mr. Mott, I didn't see you.
Mr. Mott: What?! As big and as black as I am you did not see me! Now I understand if it was the middle of the night, but in broad daylight?
