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#1492 Up↑ /412 Down↓ [Report] 2010-11-01 22:39 EDT
Mr. Mott: Y'all are so boring!!! You guys need to wake up or something. Y'all need...*goes up to T.A. and whispers something*
T.A.: Ok guys, nobody told me to say this, but it has come to my attention that you all need to do some weed.
Mr. Mott: He said it. Not me. -
#1205 Up↑ /217 Down↓ [Flagged] 2010-05-02 17:01 EDT
// Students have found out Dr. Chen can speak German
Student 1: Dr. Chen, can you speak German for us?
Dr. Chen: WHY? THIS IS MATHEMATICS CLASS!
Student 2: Why do you know German?
Dr. Chen: I STAY THERE SO MANY YEARS!
Student 3: You stayed in Germany? That's so cool!
Dr. Chen: WHY IS COOL?! WHAT SO COOL GERMANY?!
Student 4: What were you doing in Germany?
Dr. Chen: I DO RESEARCH!
Student 4: What kind of research?
Dr. Chen: I CANNOT TALK. IS LONG STORY. -
#1270 Up↑ /179 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 23:51 EDT
// Mr. Mott often walks in during Realmuto's class
*Mr. Mott walks in holding a baby*
Class: Awwww!
*Mr. Mott leaves and reappears a few minutes later with a young girl*
Student 1: ...where does he keep getting all these kids?!
Student 2: ...I want to know what happened to the baby. -
#1567 Up↑ /211 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-15 22:05 EST
Ms. Hall: You, baritone, back there! What have you been looking at this entire period?
Ms. Hall: Come up here and show me right now!
*Baritone walks up and hands Ms. Hall his report card which he's been looking at*
Ms. Hall: We got these two hours ago! Put it away!
*Pause*
Ms. Hall: And work harder on your chemistry labs.
