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#1367 Up↑ /26 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-06 11:49 EDT
//Jezer is discussing how we should all get a "professional" sounding email.
Jezer: I mean...don't email a prospective employer with PussyKat96@hotmail.com or something.
*Class bursts out laughing*
Jezer: HEY! At least I didn't switch the letters! -
#1282 Up↑ /14 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 21:01 EDT
// Mr. Donin has just explained that he will be showing History related movies after school on certain days, which can be attended for credit
Mr. Donin: The only problem is uh. Boy's Lacrosse. But they're not making it to the playoffs anyway!
Mr. Donin: They're as good as mucus!
Student: They're not THAT bad!
Mr. Donin: Okay, sorry, good as vomit! -
#1281 Up↑ /31 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 20:58 EDT
// Mr. Donin warns the minorities in the class about going to colleges "looking for diversity"
Mr. Donin: But if you're Asian? If you're brown? And you're a guy looking for a girl to date?
Mr. Donin: There's like...nobody!
Mr. Donin: And the ultimate cracker school?!
*writes on the board T R I N I T Y "
Mr. Donin: When Friday night, Saturday night comes around...looking for one of your own to hang out with? It's a sea of...
Mr. Donin: *points to Caucasian student* HIM! -
#913 Up↑ /48 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-22 20:47 EST
// Class discussion about whether or not Lincoln is a "great president"
Student: Lincoln can't be a "Great president" because even though he did some great things, there was a bunch of stuff that went wrong and was terrible.
Mr. Donin: ...*stares intently at student*
Mr. Donin: Do you have family in the South?? -
#452 Up↑ /69 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-17 22:40 EDT
// A large map of Asia is hanging on the wall
Dr. Stern: So, U.S. relations with Japan didn't change much after their start.
// The thumbtacks spontaneously pop out of the wall and the whole map clatters loudly to the floor, revealing a map of South America underneath.
Dr. Stern: Now, moving on to U.S. interests in South America...
