Random Quotes
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#1150 Up↑ /45 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-18 18:27 EDT
// In a game of charades, the student at the front of the room asks for a category
Class: Things Sr. Simon says on a daily basis!
Student: *stands near the door and points finger at the door*
Class: Afuera! Afuera!
// The category is "Disney Characters"
Student: *points at an Asian student*
Class: MULAN! -
#564 Up↑ /47 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-19 22:21 EDT
// The day of second marking period report cards
// Student 1 comes to the gym locker rooms crying
Student 2: Don't worry, they don't count.
Student 1: What?
Student 2: It's only second marking period.
Student 1: Oh, thanks, but it actually has nothing to do with that.
Student 2: IT DOESN'T?!
Student 1: No, it actually is completely unrelated.
Student 2: Oh, now I get it! In that case, it's okay, all guys are jerks! -
#619 Up↑ /56 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-09 16:33 EDT
// Relativity jokes
Student 1: A man walks into a bar. Or, from the man's frame of reference, the bar walks into him. Either way he says "ouch," but at a slightly higher pitch in his frame of reference.
Student 2: Why did the road cross the chicken?
Student 3: Yo mama's so fat she has to run at .99c to fit in a size 2.
