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#176 Up↑ /129 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-27 21:44 EDT
Young English teacher: Yeah, so it takes me about 10 minutes to walk from my apartment to the subway, and on the way there's this homeless guy on the corner who is always getting really angry at some invisible person. Then he disappeared for, like, two weeks, and I'm like, 'Oh, he must've died, that's so sad,' but then he came back and I was like, 'Okay, cool.'
Student: What does this have to do with The Odyssey?
Young English teacher: You guys really need to focus. -
#293 Up↑ /106 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-20 13:19 EST
// Often, Dr. Chen's class sounds more like a cooking class than a multivariate calculus class
Dr. Chen: Okay, so say we have frying airprane. This is airprane wing.
*Dr. Chen draws wing on board*
Dr. Chen: You see the wind is brewing through the wing. This is a sauce of divergence.
*class begins to laugh*
Dr. Chen: It is sauce! What is funny? There is sauce!
*Dr. Chen writes "source" on board*
Dr. Chen: This airprane is sauce of divergence! -
#944 Up↑ /21 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-08 23:08 EST
*Student lifts his leg to put it on top of his other one while wearing gym shorts*
Teacher: Oh, (student's name)! Why you showing me your leg?
Student 1: No, I'm just folding my legs!
Student 2: Hey, what's your phone number?
Teacher: First, one guy shows me his leg. Then this guy asks my number.... So many gays in here!
