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#1370 Up↑ /43 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-07 18:32 EDT
// Students are playing cards in Mr. Majewski's class.
Mr. Majewski: Oh, guys, have you seen on TV a week ago there was Godfather Number Three, and in this movie everybody is gambling in Atlantic City and then somebody come in a helicopter and he shoot them all until they are dead. I think we should have something similar in Stuyvesant. -
#1367 Up↑ /25 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-06 11:49 EDT
//Jezer is discussing how we should all get a "professional" sounding email.
Jezer: I mean...don't email a prospective employer with PussyKat96@hotmail.com or something.
*Class bursts out laughing*
Jezer: HEY! At least I didn't switch the letters! -
#1365 Up↑ /32 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-05 23:01 EDT
Sra. Silverio: You guys, that website has it wrong. It wasn't a toaster that he gave me. It was a microwave.
Sra. Silverio: I came home and there was a box. I said it was a microwave. He said, no it's not...just open it. I said that I knew it was a microwave and left the room. He unwrapped it and set it up and everything. But it was a MICROWAVE.
Sra. Silverio: So I broke up with him. And you know what? When I left the house, I left that microwave there too. -
#1362 Up↑ /23 Down↓ [Flagged] 2010-06-03 20:58 EDT
// Dr. Pilloff asked a question and a student raised his hand
Dr. Pilloff: But you didn't write down the answer.
Student: But I know what the answer is.
Dr. Pilloff: Yes, but I want it written down.
Student: Well... Can you just pretend I wrote it down and I'll just say the answer and write it down as I speak?
Dr. Pilloff: Well, I don't know. Can you just pretend that I'm giving a 10 for participation? -
#1353 Up↑ /29 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-30 09:13 EDT
// History class:
Mr. Valentin: What's important about the lunar cycle? Why did the Chinese use that for their calendar?
Student: ...
Mr. Valentin: Why is the moon always female in mythologies?
Students: ...
Mr. Valentin: GIRLS menstruate in CYCLE with the lunar cycle!
Students: ... -
#1351 Up↑ /85 Down↓ [Flagged] 2010-05-28 23:05 EDT
// Dr. Pathak, in an email to students regarding contacting him via email
Hello,
When you send an email, you have to sign your name at the end. Providing your name lets me know who you are. That's one of the key advantages of having a name. It's pretty easy to do. Watch how I do it at the end of this email.
Dr. Pathak
