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Quote 2176

2012-02-09T01:03:16Z

Mr. Pathak: The textbook company gives you a discount if you're a first time buyer, so I used a fake name.

Quote 2175

2012-02-08T03:15:28Z

// Before a demonstration Ms. Pluchino: One of the main main reasons I became a Chemistry teacher was because I would be licensed to light things on fire.

Quote 2173

2012-02-07T19:16:36Z

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Mr. Lam: Do you want to hear the story of how I got you wonderful student? Student: Oh yeah, you waited 24 years for us? Mr. Lam: That too, but, last year before Christmas one of my student come up to me and ask what I want for Christmas. Mr. Lam: I tell him I want wonderful student for next year! Mr. Lam: *looks around* And that's how I got all of you wonderful people!

Quote 2172

2012-02-07T19:02:48Z

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// Mr. Lack is subbing for Writer's Workshop. Lack: Did you guys know I went to college for writing? Student: I thought you went to college for film? Lack: Yeah, film writing.