Stuybash.org: Quotes of the Week Quotes database http://stuybash.org/ 2012-05-21T06:43:06Z Xo Wang xo@geekshavefeelings.com Chirpy! Quote 2283 http://stuybash.org/2283 2012-05-16T01:32:58Z 2012-05-16T01:32:58Z +7

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Francis: Twins in this school are so quiet about the fact that they have a twin.
Student: You'd want them to wear nametags saying "Hi, I have an identical twin"?
Francis: Twins are FREAKY, so we should have them well identified.

 Quote 2276 http://stuybash.org/2276 2012-05-16T00:58:31Z 2012-05-16T00:58:31Z +8

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Pascu: Cosine feels like a guy, sine feels like a girl. I dunno. Don't your functions have personalities?
Student: I think sine's an old man.
Pascu: We must know different sines.

 Quote 2274 http://stuybash.org/2274 2012-05-16T00:52:11Z 2012-05-16T00:52:11Z +6

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Gorla: What happens when an electron meets a positron?
Student: They annihilate.
Gorla: They annihilate! Or, well, no, they destroy each other. It's easier to spell.

 Quote 2273 http://stuybash.org/2273 2012-05-16T00:48:49Z 2012-05-16T00:48:49Z 0

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Kivi: I've got plenty of fat, but I hope it's not green.

 Quote 2272 http://stuybash.org/2272 2012-05-15T23:26:07Z 2012-05-15T23:26:07Z +11

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// Looking at a standard deviation curve
Mr. Park: Say this curve is for SAT scores. Most fall in the middle, Stuy students would rank far above the average, and Brooklyn tech kids would rank here, far below the average.